What's Inside the head?

I wish my dog could talk. Life would be so much more better. I would not have to assume whether he wants to go for a walk or eat. He could just tell me , "Yo master! I am hungry." (My dog is way too cool so I consider him to be using hip hop language!). Anyways, I wish my dog could talk because I want to know what he really thinks? What his extremely cute expressions mean. What is he thinking when I watch television? What does he wish to eat-Pedigree or some dog biscuits? What is he thinking when my sister baby talks with him? Why does he think we are born to play 'fetch the bone' with him? What is it about tissue papers that excites him?Also, what is he dreaming when he suddenly starts whelping while sleeping? Why does he gets the weird seizure attacks only at night before we sleep, to pull our quilts away from us, leaving us sleepless? And yes, how does he know that my favourite programme is on air when he wants to go for a walk? Too many questions are unanswered.

The canine world really excites me and I would like to be a dog whisperer. I mean, if not every dog, at least this cocker spaniel should be able to communicate with me. For starters, I could explain the television show I am watching. My dream to watch Grey's Anatomy with him next to me sharing a bucket of popcorn would be fulfilled. But, i guess that will never happen. In a day, I will never turn that girl who talked to her dog. (Wow, a Dr. Dolittle position) Yes, there is the fun in understanding his every wag, his every lick (Mind you, i get that slobber a lot on my face) and his every bark. It is just nature's way of saying some things are just meant to be like that. At least, trying to undderstand him make my brains realease some juices. Otherwise, my brain is just dormant. I also realise that not everything can be my way and I have to adapt and learn.

So, now would I still want things to change? Oh hell, YES! Imagine the luxuries!